I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.
That’s it that’s the whole country
my mom bought this thing for my neck and it’s called “Happy Neck”
we need to sacrifice somebody so Ellen never dies
This is quickly becoming the Hunger Games for douchebags
ive finally found the symbol that fits my gender
im craving asparagus wtf is wrong with me
it’s better than craving for her to love me back
i dont know what to say im sorry
"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"
Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.
my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women
Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.